Αργή κίνηση κατουράω ενώ κάθομαι οκλαδόν πάνω από το τηλέφωνό μου στον πολύ εκτεθειμένο και επιτηρούμενο κήπο μου - τον οποίο μπορούν να δουν πέντε γείτονες!

I was busy working away in my super sunny garden, getting ever more desperate for the loo as I did so, until it got to the point where I knew I’d never make it all the way to the bathroom if I wanted to use a real toilet! It’s all cool though as I’m a festival girl, so I hid as best as I could, whilst still being in eyeshot of several neighbours, the. got my phone out, set it on slow motion for the first time for you, put it on the ground and then unleashed the most enormous pee! Without it even being in slow motion, it went on for AGES! And splashed all over my feet. Well, foot. Just the left one. Ha. Anyway, as you can’t use the slow-mo setting on the selfie camera, I had to guess where to position my phone beneath me… I’m gonna have to ‘practice’ this kind of video, aren’t I?! Hehe.