Δύο σαγηνευτικές κοπέλες μάχονται με το τέρας του παντελονιού σου

These two are the heroes of the realm and they have heard that the thing you have in your pants is so horny it can potentially cause irreparable damage to the kingdom. So, they put on their birth suits and decided to use their smush mittens to soothe it and banish it to another dimension.